Virile Shave Formula

Virile Shave Formula

For an intimately close, smooth shave that’ll make your lover linger longtime.

Barber’s Prescription: First things first –– splash some warm water on that bristly beard of yours. Now, apply a nickel-sized dollop of our Shave Formula onto your fingertips, rub both hands together, and then massage the lather into your beard using your fingertips to push beneath the hair and onto the surface of your skin; this way, it acts as a lifting cushion and lubricator to allow the blade to slide more slyly under the follicles and cut even closer to the surface than you’d expect. Works great with a traditional shaving brush too. After you’re finished shaving, rinse your face thoroughly to remove any leftover Shave Formula –– we wouldn’t want those open pores getting all clogged up.

Anti-symptoms: Boyhood. Fuzzy mustache. Dry shave.